Snail River this weekend

I will be in Sungai Siput, Perak Darul Ridzuan this Friday until Sunday for a relative's wedding. So if anybody happens to be rotting there for some reason and is yearning madly to come worship me with live offerings (fishes not accepted, bawal hitam only can), call me at 1800-HOT-WHIPINGCREAM-WHOS'SYOURDADDY-MAMA.

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